*straight couple*
Girl: “Do you have a condom?”
*lesbian couple*
Girl: “Do you have a hair tie?”
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when you see a lesbian couple and you’re like “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im one of you!!!!!!!!!!!!! have a good day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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When straight girls say they are going gay bc a boy broke their heart……. literally girls will break ur heart, collect ur tear, and use it as moisturizer.
Lmao if that’s not the truest shit
Be my girlfriend so I can give you random back rubs and kiss you in the middle of your sentence and give you my flannel when you’re cold and brag about how beautiful you are to all my friends and so so so much more to show you how much I love you
straight girls when you’re just being nice to them: *think you’re flirting*
gay girls when you’re flirting with them: *think you’re just being nice*
Girls with long hair.. In snapbacks.. With tattoos are the reason I’m gay.
